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  • What do elves eat for breakfast?
    Frosted Flakes!

 

  • Q: What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?
    A: Silent night!

 

  • Hope your Christmas is out of this world!

 

  • Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any kids?
    A: He only comes once a year.

 

  • Low on Christmas cheer?
    Do what I do: ask Santa to bring you some cheerleaders!

 

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  • Where do elves go to dance?
    Christmas Balls!

 

  • Christmas is truly a magical moment.
    Your money disappears into thin air.

 

  • Why is Santa so jolly?
    A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

 

  • Nothing’s as mean as giving a little
    child something useful for Christmas.

 

  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
    Nothing, it was on the house!

 

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  • Friendship is like a violin the music may stop
    now and then, but the strings will last forever.

 

  • You stink! You smell like beef and cheese!
    You don’t smell like Santa!

 

  • Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
    A: A pineapple!

 

  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.

 

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  • Christmas is a race to see
    which gives out first your money or your feet.

 

  • What do you call a snowman in the summer?
    A puddle.

 

  • Q. How do you scare a snowman?
    A. You get a hairdryer!

 

  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?
    He had no body to go with

 

  • What do monkeys sing at Christmas?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells!
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