Jokes can change the mind. A cute joke can makes us happy. Now Christmas is near to us so if you are looking for some clean Christmas jokes so, we are offering you here the best collection of clean Christmas jokes.
A joke is a perfect way of getting people to laugh and bring smile on their faces. Smiling face solves lots of problems. It is considered one of the best medicines. During Christmas people have fun with each other and give maximum time to their dear ones. They send to each other different types of clean Christmas jokes. You can send clean Christmas jokes to anybody because it is not a dirty types or double meaning jokes. So if you would like to send some best jokes to your family, friends and relatives then get through us best collection of clean Christmas jokes and share with them.

Clean Jokes Christmas

Clean Jokes Christmas

  • How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party? Chick to chick!
  • Christmas is truly a magical moment.
    Your money disappears into thin air.
  • What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses
  • Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the beach?
    He didn’t want to be recognized.
  • As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas ?”The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
  • “May I speak to the person in charge of gift wrap?”
    “Sorry, she’s all tied up!”
  • The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with.
    “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” was the reply.
    “That not illegal!. How early were you shopping?”
    “Before the store was open.”
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes.
  • There are three stages of man – He believes in Santa Claus;
    he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
  • What do Christmas trees and bad knitters have in common?
    They both drop their needles.
  • What did the salt say to the pepper?
    Season’s Greetings.
  • Why does Santa have three gardens?
    So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
  • Why did the turkey cross the road?
    Because he wasn’t chicken!
  • What did santa say to his 3 daughters?
    ho!ho!ho!
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes.
  • Why was Cinderella such a poor football player?
    Because she kept running away from the ball!
  • What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
    Mooooey Christmas!
  • What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
    Frost bite!
  • How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
    You wake up wet!
Some related messages for christmas you can also check at Christmas Text Messages