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- What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses
- Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the beach?
He didn’t want to be recognized.
- Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!
- Fill in you body along with Christmas wine
Merry Christmas to you
- Q: Why doesn’t Santa have any children ?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.
- Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
- Girl – Ho Ho Ho.
Boy – Is Santa coming?
Girl – No, your girlfriend is.
- Dear Santa,
I’ve been good all year. Okay most of the time. Once in awhile…F*ck it I’ll buy my own shit.
- Why can’t santa be Asian?
Because he could never get to all the houses in the world driving
20 miles under the speed limit with both blinkers on
- What’s the difference between Tiger woods and Santa??
Santa stops at 3 hoe
- May you have the gladness of Christmas which is HOPE;
The spirit of Christmas which is PEACE;
The heart of Christmas which is LOVE.
A blessed Christmas to you and your loved ones.
- Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
- What do all the female reindeer do
when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?Go into town and blow a couple bucks!
- Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year and thanks to credit cards,
it’s on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.
- Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed!
- Teacher: What does the Christmas tree stand for?
Student: It would take too much room lying down.
- A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said – on one condition, send me your mother.
- Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!
- He is so naughty that when d santa decided not to give him presents, he let the fire place on and sets santa on fire!
Merry christmas my friends!!!