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Funny Christmas Poems

Without fun you can’t make your Christmas special and memorable. Friends mostly celebrate Christmas with full of fun and they always wish to each other through different funny ways. Through funny poems you can change someone mood. Now Christmas season is very near to us. So wish your dear ones this year with funny Christmas poems. Poems are long but it is always meaningful and gives us a lesson. So visit our website and get through us best collection of funny Christmas poems and then share with your family, friends and loved ones.

 

Funny Christmas Poems
Funny Christmas Poems
  • The funniest face
    looked out at me
    From a silver ball
    On the Christmas Tree!
    At first I thought
    It was Santa’s elf,
    But I looked again and
    It was just myself
  • A sorry old drunk is walking
    Down the street one morning
    Together with Santa Claus
    The tooth fairy and of course
    Honest John the Solicitor
    When suddenly on their tour
    At the very same moment
    They spot on the pavement
    Someone’s discarded wallet
    So who was it who got it?
    The old drunk obviously
    Because all of the other three
    Only exist in mythology
  • Most people love to eat,
    That’s everyone’s weakness
    Especially on holidays,
    There’s a lot of sweets,

    But after holiday,
    We face this figure problem
    Had bulky sides and huge belly
    So the main goal now is to be SEXY!

  • There’s milk and cookies for Santa,
    And they look delicious to me.
    There are four on a plate on the mantel,
    And if I eat one, there will still be three.

    Santa’s quite a plump fellow,
    Looks like he eats well all year through.
    If I eat one more of those cookies,
    Santa will still have two.

  • Santa’s got a special gift
    He’s bringing just for you.
    Just a little something extra,
    And it comes from Rudolph, too!

    He knows that you’ve been naughty
    Instead of being nice.
    Again you’re on the bad list,
    And he’s checked it over twice.

  • Hear Ye, Hear Ye there is much to do,
    But the reindeer up north have caught the flu!
    The presents are wrapped, the sleigh is all set,
    So instead of reindeer, we’re using your pets.
    Just show them this note on Christmas Eve,
    So when the time comes, they’ll be ready to leave.
    We’ll take dogs, we’ll take snakes, we’ll take hamsters and cats.
    We’ll take frogs, we’ll take lizards, we’ll even take bats!
    We’ll pretty much take whatever you’ve got.
    For Santa’s sleigh, we’ll need a lot.
    Your pet should leave when you’re asleep,
    So don’t make a sound or a peep.
  • sit and listen to the quiet
    it’s outside the christmas norm
    because now, when all is silent
    it’s the calm before the storm
    the kids are upstairs sleeping
    you’re resting, sitting with a drink
    in a few hours …storms a brewing
    it’ll push you to the brink
    the kids are up and yelling
    paper wrapping all around
    until the house is empty
    no more rest today is found
  • I baked a dozen cookies
    and I put them on a plate,
    and I set them out for Santa Claus,
    except for one I ate.
    That cookie was amazing
    and I couldn’t quite resist…
    so I ate another one
    that I was sure would not be missed.
    I knew it wouldn’t matter

    if I only ate one more.
    Then I gobbled up another one.
    Why not? That’s only four.

  • No one can tell me,
    Nobody knows,
    Where the wind comes from,
    Where the wind goes.
    It’s flying from somewhere
    As fast as it can,
    I couldn’t keep up with it,
    Not if I ran.
    But if I stopped holding
    The string of my kite,
    It would blow with the wind
    For a day and a night.
    And then when I found it,
    Wherever it blew,
    I should know that the wind
    Had been going there too.
    So then I could tell them
    Where the wind goes…
    But where the wind comes from
    Nobody knows.
  • Splosh, that hit me in the face,
    Thwack, and in my belly!
    Fizz, that took my wooly hat,
    And dripped into my wellies!
    Whoosh, hehe I got him back,
    Oops! But that one’s missed!
    Now they’re coming thick and fast,
    Snowy balls as big as fists!
    It must be time to call a truce,
    Before I’m soaked right through!
    My brother’s just too good at this,
    And my hands are turning blue!
  •  I like to visit Santa Claus
    When Christmastime is near.
    It’s fun to climb up on his lap
    And whisper in his ear.
    Merry Christmas!!!
  • Evergreen boughs that fill our homs
    With fragrant Christmas scents,Hearts filed with the lovng glow
    That Christmas represents..
  • I can feel it around me
    It’s in the air
    Snow is now falling
    Twinkling lights everywhere
  • Christmas time wishes
    For warmth and good cheer
    Happiness now and in the New Year
  • I made myself a snowball,
    As perfect as could be,
    I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
    And let it sleep with me.I made it some pajamas,
    And a pillow for its head,
    Then last night it ran away,
    But first – it wet the bed!
  • I made myself a snowball,
    As perfect as could be,
    I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
    And let it sleep with me.I made it some pajamas,
    And a pillow for its head,
    Then last night it ran away,
    But first – it wet the bed!
  • So long ago I left that house
    Everyone couldn’t believeThat Daddy’s little girl would leave
    Saying I’d never return.
  • Christmas is here!
    Let’s celebrate with cheer,
    I will coz I’m happy,
    I’ll get the gifts that make me merry.
  • Oh my friends, be my Santa,
    Just like my Mama and Papa.
    Gifts and cash are so much welcome,
    That would surely bring me so much fun
  • Christmas Day is a time for fun,
    so come on over to our house hun!
    We’ll have plenty of drinks and food for all;
    we are sure to have a grand ball!
  • Grass was covered with snow
    and it was Jesus’ birthday
    coming to his celebration.
    Meryy Christmas!!
  • Christmas is coming,
    I’m so exitedI bet Santa is to,
    He’ll be delighted!
  • So long ago I left that house
    Everyone couldn’t believeThat Daddy’s little girl would leave
    Saying I’d never return.
  • Christmas may be cancelled
    The reindeer are on strike
    Santa’s stuck in Lapland
    Forget your brand new bike!
  • Ring the bells and praise the Lord
    For our soldiers’ love outpoured,
    Post their names upon your tree
    As they fight to keep us free,
    Remember their gift forevermore.
  • Everyone loved xmas dinner,
    No if’s, and’s or but’s,
    And all us kids would piss ourselves
    When grandpa dropped his guts.
  • What to my deep blue eyes
    Should appear,
    But Father Catmas himself
    In his Cat-sled gear.
  • Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
    for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
    like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself.
  • A beautiful doll with golden hair
    Was searching for a friend;
    A toy soldier marched up and took her hand;
    They were a perfect blend.
    Merry christmas My Friend!!