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Humorous Christmas Quotes

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Humorous Christmas Quotes

  • Christmas is a good time to open our hearts to Jesus and his gifts. Just like the rest of the year.
  • My letter to Santa starts something like this: Dear Santa, My sister did it..
  • Merry Christmas week! The time when it’s totally fine to put Peppermint Schnapps in your coffee every morning!
  • Right now a FedEx driver is dropkicking your Christmas gift onto someone’s front porch.
  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year… to be slowly driven insane by Christmas music
  • Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
  • Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
    doesn’t come from a store.
  • Oh, for the good old days when people would
    stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money
  • A lovely thing about Christmas is that it’s compulsory,
    like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together
  • In this season of jollification & endless parties,
    continually keep in mind: “thou shalt not weigh over thy icebox.”
    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!!
  • Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas
    if you stop opening presents and listen.
  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
  • “Christmas is sights, especially the sights of Christmas reflected in the eyes of a child.”
  • I have snowflakes of love smiling down on me, winter bliss when we kiss. Every wish my lips could see… I’m so happy…
  • Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.
  • The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
  • Smile, sing and be glad!
    It’s Christmas! It’s Christmas!
    Merry Christmas to you and your family!
    May the blessings of the Lord remain with you today and forever!
  • This Christmas Baby Jesus invites you to celebrate the spirit of love with all your loved ones. Merry Christmas to you. Have a lovely New Year.
  • Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
  • Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
  • There are no strangers on Christmas Eve.”
  • Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.
  • Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.
  • Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day.