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New Funny Christmas Wishes and Statuses 2019

New Funny Christmas Wishes and Statuses 2019

New funny Christmas wishes for friends are updated now. We have arranged new collection of Christmas funny wishes and statuses. This collection can be used in Whats-app and Facebook status or stories. The fun of Christmas with friends is the most awaited period of Christmas. This collection can be helpful for sending the funny Christmas wishes to friends, colleagues and specially for kids. Christmas funny wishes for kids brings happiness among kids and also in environment. We will pleased if you get benefit from our website.

 

  • Merry Christmas and a happy New Year, with all the best of food and beer!
  • Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
  • The only present you can gift Jesus during his birthday is good behavior. you can try to be good today then go back to normal after Christmas.
  • Sure, being on the Nice list gets your more presents, but being Naughty is its own reward.
  • Do not expect Santa. They all are Drunk and flat. Merry Christmas without gifts.

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  • Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live
  • May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!
  • May the calories of Christmas disappear by the New Year. Happy holidays!
  • The best part of Christmas shopping is When you come to know it’s a wrap.
  • I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

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  • Keeping the list of naughty girls all to yourself? Well played Santa.
  • Dear Santa, is it too late to be good?
  • Just a Christmas reminder. Buy your kids a big pack of batteries and attach a card that says “Toys not Included
  • Dear kids, there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parent’s love, Wikileaks.
  • Nothing is sadder than a gift card that says “Cannot be used for the purchase of alcohol.

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  • I find it extremely rude when you open a card & there’s no money inside.
  •  To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I’m turning my house into an Italian restaurant.
  • Single bells
    Single bells
    Single all the way.
  • Come and be silly with me this season!